What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:46
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No